Weird Ebay Stuff

One boring evening, I browsed through Ebay Philippines and checked out some stuff. I wasn't planning on purchasing anything, just wanted to see if Filipinos really do sell stuff online, and if other Filipinos do buy stuff online too. Wahaha... and I found some very interesting and hilarious stuff. Oh Pinoys will always be Pinoys.

1. A Collection of Books on Sex Education
This was the seller's description of the product:

"A Collection of Books about s*x, getting a girl, laying with a girl etc. very good collection for those kids learning these stuff."

Titles Include: 101 Romantic Ideas
2002 Playboy Calendar
A Mens Liberation Guide to Women
Amargi Hillier - Mind Power Seduction
Another Sex Tutorial
Art of Oral Sex
Art of Sensual Masssage
Building A Better Girlfriend
Complete Guide To Handling Women
Complete Idiot's Guide to Amazing Sex
Dictionary Of Adult Film
Eating Pussy Madonna - Sex
PLUS MANY MANY MORE!

Eew. Can I just say eew? I hate it that he's actually marketing the whole sex ed kit to "kids learning these stuff". I'm sorry, I just have to know what the "Building a Better Girlfriend" is all about... waaahh can i say eew again? "Madonna - Sex": what the hell does this mean? It should be called "An Idiot's Guide to Being a Pervert" instead.

Oh by the way, I wouldn't want to know who's interested in buying this. So to avoid questions on how much this is, i'm spilling it right here and now. It's P300.

2. 10-Yard Bubble Wrap

Ooh I looove this! It's just so weird to find it being sold online... I would want to know its final bid! Ultimate stress-reliever! Right now, its bid is at P250... some people just don't know what to do with their lives anymore...

3. Vibrating Condom

Enough said.

By the way, it's P202.50.

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Note: I am not selling these stuff!!! These are here for the purpose of sharing with you how weird and strange Filipinos can get. Anyway, if you are interested in any of these, go to http://ebay.ph
I'm not interested, once again, to know if you are interested in these.